because sometimes your soul needs a blowjob

sex. whether you like it or not its all over everyones minds in some shape or form. it its wildest and most simple forms. and other random whisps of hilarity and beauty. I would love to hear your questions about anything, let me give a second opinion whether its how to master a trick, pick up a guy, paint on a teeshirt or whatever other random shit you need help with.

show ya nips

the motto of life. when you don’t want to be a loser and say live laugh love. showing your nipples are the best way to say that you just want to be free and feel great about it. also everyone else knows you’re having a good time too. random thoughts of my bestie and i.

just got laid

(to the tune of just got paid, come on i know you know that song)

yeah so sexual shit and what not. wore out my new favorite thing last night (a purple overall/jumpsuit) cutest thing you’ve ever seen, hands down. Went out to a party at 12:30 came home for a party at 2:30 that wasn’t happening. Went over to a friends house with one of my girls, she left, and my drunk ass got laid. whats good.

on a side note

the other day my roommate was having a hissyfit and told me that she doesn’t like to hang out with me because i talk about weird things like anal sex and poop, well shit… i’d wanna hang out with me.

one my favorite sexual fetishes, who else is tryna go to the convention in pittsburg?

one my favorite sexual fetishes, who else is tryna go to the convention in pittsburg?

sex dreams

your bodies way of telling you “I really need to get laid”.

The last sex dream i had involved Blake Anderson and what a lovely dream.